It was a couple of nights before Christmas. So Me and Pa went over to Bernie’s for some cards and drinking I celebration of the holiday. After a couple of drinks, a long night and a couple of losses, Me and Dad decided to head home.
A couple of miles down the road we hit the ditch. Now it was raining pretty hard so I left pop in the truck and headed down the road looking for some help. It was very icy and I kept falling over and it took me a real long time to get back on my feet.
After walking for so long my feet hurt I saw I really bright light! The brightest I ever have seen! And it looked like it was coming from a giant glass dome. I didn’t think nuthin’ of it at the time so wandered up the icy path slippin’ and slidin’ the whole darn way! By the time I got up the driveway I was wetter than a cat in a horse trough. Then I looked up saw it really was a giant glass dome I saw. It was made completely of glass!
After giving my eyes a couple seconds to adjust I saw there was someone at the door signaling me to come closer. I wasn’t to keen on the idea, but when I turned around to walk away I slipped and cracked my head on the ice. So I started to walk towards the strange building.
When I arrived at the doorstep I wasn’t entirely sure what to make of these “people”. They were all dressed in red and very small squinty eyes. A younger looking one gave me a towel to dry off with. Then they lead me into the kitchen which was full of weird gadget type things I can’t even begin to describe. When I sat down I was offered a very small cup with no handles filled with some sort of drink. I took it.
“Dad’s in the truck.” I told them
“Oh my god!” The old one said. “Where? Should we get him? Tan?”
I nodded my head towards the truck. One of them offered to bring him here, but I told them he was fine in the truck. I didn’t want them to hurt him. Especially because I had no idea what their intentions were.
I must have looked like I could eat three possums and jack rabbit, because they offered me some strange pizza thingy. It tasted pretty good, so I started to dig in, just as I was starting to get into it I got interrupted by someone telling me to save the moon for kerdy dickus. What’s that supposed to mean?
By this time I was getting pretty freaked out, so I asked if I could use their phone. They handed me a completely clear phone with no wire attached to it. I called my neighbor and he didn’t pick up, so I decided to go get Lloydy. They gave me a strange flashlight that looked like a pen and a bright yellow poncho. Then I was out the door.
When I woke up I was covered in bruises, and that was the final piece to my puzzle, the last clue that let me say for sure I was abducted by aliens.