Hello. My name is Ky Mori. You might not remember me from your drunken haze, but I’m here to set your alien abduction story straight.
A while ago right before Christmas you showed up on our doorstep drunker than a skunk. Our strange house must have confused you a bit, but I can assure you we are not aliens. We are simply a normal family, only our parents are computer programmers who work from home, so we have some pretty strange equipment here. Also, you have taken my flashlight and a yellow poncho from us, and we would like it back.
Thank you for your time. To return the stuff you borrowed or if you have any questions please feel free to give us a call at, (443)-222-9623